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"what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany's at midnight. do i go for the vault? no. i go for the chandelier. it's priceless. as i'm taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it's her father's business. she's tiffany. i say "no." we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don't trust her. besides, i like the cold. 30 years later, i get a postcard, i have a son and he's the chief of police.
this is where the story gets interesting.
i tell tiffany to meet me in paris, by the trocadero. she's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. i don't care. i don't show up. i go to berlin. that's where i stashed the chandelier."